So I went fishin today right?
Got myself all ready to sit by some water, cracked me a nice cold brew and cast my pole out
Sat in my seat, took my first sip of that yak....
Then my gf fishing hook ends up in my jaw G
I couldn’t make this shit up
So now I’m layin in this Corona infected emergency room
I could not be more ready for a divorce and we ain’t even married yet
AND!!! To top this shit off it’s a weighted hook

At this point take the whole cheek and jaw cuz
Currently waiting for this procedure
Talkin bout they gon push the hook all the way through. BITCH
WHAT IF I DIE
Meanwhile she sittin on the hospital curb cryin cuz she can’t get in here with me
Heavy ass mf hook
I prolly never go fish again
“Nah baby you go head imma stay home and vacuum the Christmas tree or sum”