So I went fishin today right?
Got myself all ready to sit by some water, cracked me a nice cold brew and cast my pole out
Sat in my seat, took my first sip of that yak....
Then my gf fishing hook ends up in my jaw G
I couldn’t make this shit up
So now I’m layin in this Corona infected emergency room
I could not be more ready for a divorce and we ain’t even married yet
AND!!! To top this shit off it’s a weighted hook 🙄
At this point take the whole cheek and jaw cuz
Currently waiting for this procedure
Talkin bout they gon push the hook all the way through. BITCH
WHAT IF I DIE
Meanwhile she sittin on the hospital curb cryin cuz she can’t get in here with me
Heavy ass mf hook
I prolly never go fish again
“Nah baby you go head imma stay home and vacuum the Christmas tree or sum”
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