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Thread of being a parent: my son will grab and squeeze the nipple he’s not feeding from. That shit hurts
When he’s eating his baby food and he doesn’t want it he’ll blow bubbles and spit it at me
If he doesn’t get his way he’ll fake cry and scream at me til he does what he wants
If I tell him no, he’ll look at me and stop what he’s about to do then check a few secs later to see if I’m looking, and if I’m not he’ll try doing it again 
or if I say no again he’ll move a little and stop 
or if I say no again he’ll move a little and stop
When I’m giving him a bath he’ll try and stand up the whole time and escape the bath. Since he knows how to stand now
When I’m changing his diaper he’ll roll and try to crawl away from me because he loves being naked
If you guys are a parent feel free to add onto this thread
