imagine this, you are lying in bed listening to one of your favourite songs, rasputing by boney m. then something weird happens, the intro doesnt stop...

you look to the door and the intro gets louder. suddenly your door slams open and there he is.

RASPUTIN
it skips the verses and goes straight into the chorus

you are paralysed. then you realise, rasputin is your sleep paralysis demon and he has come to scare you by making you experience all that he did.

rasputin by boney m is no longer your favourite song
OH GOD I JUST REALISED I MADE A SPELLING ERROR DONT BULLY ME!!

SPELLING WAS NEVER AN OPTION

i am not rewriting this thread something this cursed MUST only be tweeted once
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