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bored so i& #39;m going to do a thispersondoesnotexist thread
jo is a mumsnet mod who thinks "karen" is a slur.
arnold spends his spare time getting into heated internet arguments about home aquariums
willow is a 90s singer-songwriter who did lilith fair and honestly, her music still kinda slaps
vincent is sick of people telling him that he looks like emmanuel macron
al is a community college instructor who still doesn& #39;t know how technology works and types "google" into google when he needs to do a search
karlie is the estranged kardashian sister who& #39;s a high school algebra teacher and hasn& #39;t spoken to her family in more than a decade
caroline is an instagram influencer mommy who brags about having a grandfather who served in the wehrmacht but somehow everyone will be still shocked when it turns out she& #39;s a white supremacist whose finsta is aryanmommy1488
cory is a yoga instructor and all of her friends secretly hate her because whenever they complain about ANYTHING, she asks them if they& #39;ve tried doing yoga
deirdre is an education professor who is secretly working on a book on how teachers can incorporate buffy the vampire slayer into their curriculum
piper is a kidfluencer and the daughter of a mommyblogger and will soon grow up to resent her mother for making her document her entire life.
calvin has openly praised pinochet and viktor orban but since he& #39;s a never-trump conservative, he has a new york times op-ed column.
theo& #39;s favorite movie is das boot but he completely missed the point of the movie and thinks it& #39;s about a bunch of cool dudes hanging out on a submarine and whenever he rewatches it, he pretends he& #39;s on that u-boat singing along to "tipperary"
vanessa is a teacher who makes educational tiktok videos but all of her students secretly make fun of her behind her back even though she puts a lot of effort into her tiktoks.
debbie was almost going to be in tiger king but she wasn& #39;t able to make it due to scheduling conflicts
jeff gets really angry about athletes taking a knee during the national anthem because "sports aren& #39;t political!" but will also get angry if someone says it& #39;s kind of weird to have military tributes at sporting events because "we have to thank the troops!"
plot twist: karen wants to speak to your manager because she heard about you and your co-workers& #39; grievances and wants to yell at your manager for exploiting his workers.
jenny is a comedian of sorts whose memoir, "the art of being a mess", will soon be adapted in a sitcom starring her.
aisha gave theo a week& #39;s detention after arguing about the merits of the wehrmacht during class and ever since then, she& #39;s never had to pay for her own coffee during a faculty starbucks run because they& #39;re all grateful that she finally told that little twerp to shut up.
nick is in a band whose songs are a all about stopping brexit and ever since the UK started leaving the EU, he& #39;s not sure what musical direction they should go in
madona really wants to make a duolingo georgian course and has an entire duolingo tree planned out but she has yet to hear back from duolingo.
taras has a youtube channel where he speedruns obscure adventure games from the 90s
