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bored so i'm going to do a thispersondoesnotexist thread
jo is a mumsnet mod who thinks "karen" is a slur.
arnold spends his spare time getting into heated internet arguments about home aquariums
willow is a 90s singer-songwriter who did lilith fair and honestly, her music still kinda slaps
vincent is sick of people telling him that he looks like emmanuel macron
al is a community college instructor who still doesn't know how technology works and types "google" into google when he needs to do a search
karlie is the estranged kardashian sister who's a high school algebra teacher and hasn't spoken to her family in more than a decade
caroline is an instagram influencer mommy who brags about having a grandfather who served in the wehrmacht but somehow everyone will be still shocked when it turns out she's a white supremacist whose finsta is aryanmommy1488
cory is a yoga instructor and all of her friends secretly hate her because whenever they complain about ANYTHING, she asks them if they've tried doing yoga
deirdre is an education professor who is secretly working on a book on how teachers can incorporate buffy the vampire slayer into their curriculum
piper is a kidfluencer and the daughter of a mommyblogger and will soon grow up to resent her mother for making her document her entire life.
calvin has openly praised pinochet and viktor orban but since he's a never-trump conservative, he has a new york times op-ed column.
theo's favorite movie is das boot but he completely missed the point of the movie and thinks it's about a bunch of cool dudes hanging out on a submarine and whenever he rewatches it, he pretends he's on that u-boat singing along to "tipperary"
vanessa is a teacher who makes educational tiktok videos but all of her students secretly make fun of her behind her back even though she puts a lot of effort into her tiktoks.
debbie was almost going to be in tiger king but she wasn't able to make it due to scheduling conflicts
jeff gets really angry about athletes taking a knee during the national anthem because "sports aren't political!" but will also get angry if someone says it's kind of weird to have military tributes at sporting events because "we have to thank the troops!"
plot twist: karen wants to speak to your manager because she heard about you and your co-workers' grievances and wants to yell at your manager for exploiting his workers.
jenny is a comedian of sorts whose memoir, "the art of being a mess", will soon be adapted in a sitcom starring her.
aisha gave theo a week's detention after arguing about the merits of the wehrmacht during class and ever since then, she's never had to pay for her own coffee during a faculty starbucks run because they're all grateful that she finally told that little twerp to shut up.
nick is in a band whose songs are a all about stopping brexit and ever since the UK started leaving the EU, he's not sure what musical direction they should go in
madona really wants to make a duolingo georgian course and has an entire duolingo tree planned out but she has yet to hear back from duolingo.
taras has a youtube channel where he speedruns obscure adventure games from the 90s
scott is using his work email to send threatening letters to land o'lakes because he's angry they got rid of the racist mascot
