i’ve just been added to group chat of sam carrs on instagram

i wish i was joking...
ok i’m going to post updates about the “sam carr” ‘s in the group chat:

- one lives in alabama and likes running
- one is a lawn & garden technician and likes farming
- one does product design
- one is a student working to be a teacher (& slices meat at ‘kroger’)
OMG ONE OF THE SAM CARR’S WIFES HAS LITERALLY JUST GONE INTO LABOUR, THIS IS SO... EXCITING?????
THERE’S MARRIAGE PROPOSALS HAPPENING??? WHAT IS GOING ON PLS
You can follow @saamcarr.
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