i’ve just been added to group chat of sam carrs on instagram

i wish i was joking...

ok i’m going to post updates about the “sam carr” ‘s in the group chat:

- one lives in alabama and likes running
- one is a lawn & garden technician and likes farming
- one does product design
- one is a student working to be a teacher (& slices meat at ‘kroger’)

OMG ONE OF THE SAM CARR’S WIFES HAS LITERALLY JUST GONE INTO LABOUR, THIS IS SO... EXCITING?????

THERE’S MARRIAGE PROPOSALS HAPPENING??? WHAT IS GOING ON PLS