What if aliens were moving closer to the speed of light when they orbit the earth and because of that their time is dilated, and therefore they only visit us every few thousand years because for them its only minutes or days

what if jesus was an alien and the reason its been so long is because he is taking a long nap? maybe he smoked too much weed and slept all day? be back soon?

what if messiahs were actually aliens but they weren't commanders or royalty so they were just messengers

and like zeus or something wasactually like a king and thats why hes so badass compared to the other guys

what if the reason there are more ufo sightings is because they were armed at battle stations and saw we started getting epic with the factories and shit and it triggered an alarm and they launched in, but seconds after each other so thats why we get a few every few years