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Im bored so, fuck it. Bts as pads: a thread
Ot7: number 7 in protection, soft like cotton & angels with wings, sensitive
Namjoon: maxi THICK, large, 100% comfort & with wings
Seokjin: secure night 
, 60% larger back, with wings
, 60% larger back, with wings
Yoongi: everyday protection, discreet but effective, no wings but still an angel 
Hoseok: RADIANT 
and flexible, new look, aroma (cause he always smells good)
and flexible, new look, aroma (cause he always smells good)
Jimin: not just cotton soft, 2X SOFTER, flexible & with wings 
Taehyung: FLEX AND FIT, purple, L O N G & w/wings
Jungkook: MAXI 
, berry Soft, NO ODOR ALLOWED, PLS odor GO AWAY
, berry Soft, NO ODOR ALLOWED, PLS odor GO AWAY
The end!! And now............... i miss them even more he he 
