i have a girlfriend
my girlfriend is an internet ghost. But shes real I swear!
my girlfriend keeps saying cUTE SHIT
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
tfw your girl says that she was "enchanted" by her first impression of you đŸ„°đŸ„ș
we're in voice call and she says im ruining her air of internet mystery but i havent even posted her username lol
some couples have each other's usernames in their bios,,, my gf does not want to be Noticed by anyone
my girlfriend is so fuckin funny and you all will never know
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