Alright this is going to be a thread https://twitter.com/PSYCHOTIC_LXNER/status/1254138811556208640

Story 1: when I was three I decided I could fly and my mom was down stairs getting dinner and I thought I was batman and decided it was a good Idea to jump off of the staircase think I could fly and I landed on the concrete and fractured my arm

Story 2: I was in the 5th grade it was like the last week of school and my best friend told me that an 8th grader liked me and at the beginning of the day I despised him and well at the end of the day I realized that I liked him so I went to my best friend and

(Part 2) I asked her about him like the stuff he was interested in and 2 days later we had a volcano project and we went to work on it at my house and we were almost finished and she started talking to my mom and brought up the topic of boys and I interrupted and siad boys are

(Part 3) stupid and we finished the project and went for a walk with my dog the moral of the story is that my best friend almost ratted me out for liking a boy

Story 3: it's the same year just the beginning of 5th grade and it was the end of the day I'm in a joint school were there is not enough kids in one town to have a school but there is to many in another town so the take some kids from one town and take them to the other town

( part 2) that had the small amount of kids and it was time to go and the town kids left last do I was in line ready to leave and I wasn't listening to one of my friends and they siad my full name in front of a boy who lived in town and he started making fun of my middle name

(Part 3) so I started trying to kick him and I missed a few times till I got him in the knee and he stayed home for 3 days and his excuse was he hurt it when he was playing football but I honestly still think that he just was embarrassed ( end of thread )