#taekooksu where they meet at a party where gguk is security and tae one of the fancy rich guests but PLOT TWIST turns out they are both thieves who are there to rob the rich host of her precious jewelry https://twitter.com/littlekoophoria/status/1254476291459424263
they flirt with each other all night bc they like having fun while they "work" and they they conveniently disappear at the same time just to meet near the Incredibly Hard To Break Open
vault and bluff for like 15 minutes before realizing they are there for the exact same reason

tae: soooo hiii what are you doing heeere???
I'm a bit lost eheh
this mansion is soooo biiiig!! 
kook: really!!! ahaha same!!! what a coincidence!!! we should get away from the alarm system tho ahaha
tae: ah yes we wouldn't want to switch it on ahah it's sensitive- wait



kook: really!!! ahaha same!!! what a coincidence!!! we should get away from the alarm system tho ahaha
tae: ah yes we wouldn't want to switch it on ahah it's sensitive- wait
tae: how do you know about the alarm system
kook: no how do YOU know about the alarm system
tae: I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE ALARM SYSTEM!!!
kook: I'M SECURITY I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT IT
tae: NO YOU'RE NOT!!
kook: NEITHER ARE YOU!!!
kook: no how do YOU know about the alarm system
tae: I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE ALARM SYSTEM!!!
kook: I'M SECURITY I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT IT
tae: NO YOU'RE NOT!!
kook: NEITHER ARE YOU!!!
[can u believe I wrote taekooksu instead of taekookau I wanna d word]
later they stop the Clown Time and they are like "ooh!!! we should join forces!!! <3 <3 <3" but jokes they both just think the other is dumb bitch and wanna trick him
later, when eventually one of them actually tricks the other and leaves them to deal with the police: