#taekooksu where they meet at a party where gguk is security and tae one of the fancy rich guests but PLOT TWIST turns out they are both thieves who are there to rob the rich host of her precious jewelry https://twitter.com/littlekoophoria/status/1254476291459424263
they flirt with each other all night bc they like having fun while they "work" and they they conveniently disappear at the same time just to meet near the Incredibly Hard To Break Open™️ vault and bluff for like 15 minutes before realizing they are there for the exact same reason
tae: soooo hiii what are you doing heeere??? 😊 I'm a bit lost eheh ☺️ this mansion is soooo biiiig!! 😮

kook: really!!! ahaha same!!! what a coincidence!!! we should get away from the alarm system tho ahaha

tae: ah yes we wouldn't want to switch it on ahah it's sensitive- wait
tae: how do you know about the alarm system

kook: no how do YOU know about the alarm system

tae: I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE ALARM SYSTEM!!!

kook: I'M SECURITY I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT IT

tae: NO YOU'RE NOT!!

kook: NEITHER ARE YOU!!!
taekook for like 15 minutes trying to gauge each other intentions:
[can u believe I wrote taekooksu instead of taekookau I wanna d word]
later they stop the Clown Time and they are like "ooh!!! we should join forces!!! <3 <3 <3" but jokes they both just think the other is dumb bitch and wanna trick him
kook: we can work together!! :3c

tae: of course!! bestiesss >u<

both of them, internally:
later, when eventually one of them actually tricks the other and leaves them to deal with the police:
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