A thread of things that should be normalized.

Normalize frying the peel of plantain instead of the plantain.

Normalize wearing slippers to official meetings.

Normalize admitting when you're wrong.

Normalize slicing plantain with your teeth before frying it.

Normalize using a small knife instead of toothpicks

Normalize wanting to be left alone

Normalize using sandpaper or cement wrapper instead of tissue papers

Normalize eating rats

Normalize paying for your friends' products and services

Normalize rubbing your skin with yam peel

Normalize k!lling rapists

Normalize admitting that Beyoncé isn't all that

Normalize taking breaks off Twitter

Normalize sending me cute pictures knowing they'll be safe.

Normalize wearing singlet to church

Normalize going to jail

Normalize slapping soldiers.

Normalize simping

Normalize showing love and being honest to yourself.

Normalize gassing yourself up and believing you're growing

Normalize beating people outside Twitter

Normalize the resistance to shalaye

Normalize normalizing normal things

Normalize posting your insecurities and all

Normalize ditching WhatsApp

Normalize having a sense of humor

Normalize following me. And if you quote or reply this tweet with "no", I go shepe for you