Me, sobbing, because I cant have breakfast sausage patties and pizza for every meal. Not at the same time.

Went to trader Joe's. They still only have frozen breakfast sausage patties in vegetarian. A cruel life I live

All my clothes are dirty.

I can't go back in time and make the first tweet in this thread say that the theme is "Molly Complains But About Stuff She Knows Would be Too Much To Vocalise IRL"

And its HARD!!