okay would you lot break lockdown to have sex?
interesting. what about if you’d slept with them before and you knew they’d been good at isolating too? would you do it then?
what about if you’d bonked them before and it was really terrible but they lived just down the road?
or if you’d never met before but you’ve fallen in love over text and they pay for the uber to and from their house?
what about if you both kept most of your clothes on and you didn’t kiss?
would you let someone else break lockdown to come to yours to get laid?
little break from the sex to ask this burning question: should i host a karaoke night on instagram live tonight bc i miss canavans so much?
would you break lockdown to have sex IF you did it outside?
ooooo would you break lockdown to have sex if there was a 50/50 chance you’d have to stay there for 10 days with them and their housemates after?
what about if it was your dream sex partner, guaranteed to be amazing, lives down the road, they’ve been good at social distancing for ages - BUT they’re quarantined with their mums and she’s in the room down the hall?
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