*record scratch sound effect*
Abort mission, turn around, boys.
Brthr. This one's direct. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Pretty sure he's still full of shit though.
Haven't got a response yet. ๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๏ธ
Is he daft?
He seems shocked that his conventionally good looks didn't work.
Did he think I was eagerly holding onto my phone following all his Insta stories or sum?
"Wavelengths", lmaooo. Bitch does "not really" believe in equality, and I downgraded it to "wAveLeNgThS dOnT mAtCh".
Could've gone at him harder, but honestly, who tf has the energy to deal with the "I'm edgy, you're just a butthurt snowflake, learn to take a joke" types.
YOOOO he unsent his texts and softblocked me. He even sent another random text and unsent it so I'd open the chat and see this. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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