😏😏.....fantasy high time 😏
Oh riz.....what a sweet boy
Fig: they used to throw me in the air on the cheer squad bc I was so teeny tiny and cute >:|

Vice principal: I shouldn’t be having a conversation with you alone in the teachers lounge. GET THE FUCK OUT
NOT AGUEFORT COLONISER BULLSHIT KDNKDNDND
Kristen is the extreme teen that Merle highchurch needed
WHAT THE FUCK
“This guy could be your dad”

That is the WILDEST response I’ve ever heard result from a nat 1
Brennan is VERY good with voices
I’m losing my miiiiiiind Fabian’s voice tickles me and I was trying to remember what it sounded like and I just realised it sounds like when Justin McElroy does that pompous British voice
Intellect voice: PURE DATAAAAAA
This gangster tiefling fight is so fucking funnyyyyyyy
COMRADE HALFLING FAM
Gorgug.....
Fabian’s dad is fucking wild but I kinda love him
Ally might be the funniest person at the table it’s like everything they say has me busting up
Tracker: we could talk abt god....or abt each other 😏

Kristen: aw yeah god is in us all
Gilear is so pathetic 😪😪
Kristen: I don’t just wear ti-dye I’ve also had my eye on a new....hoodie heheh

Me and Kristen have the same fashion sense
NOT A SEXY RAT NOOOOO
“I’m Fabian seacaster, son of the famous adventurer bill seacaster” has the same energy as “I’m taako y’know, from tv?”
Fig riding the back of a fucking flaming demon scored by metal music has me crying blood
So Gorthax is just if the balrog was Daddy™️?
Okay I’m not lying Fabian sounding exactly like Justin McElroy is kinda spooking me out KNDKSNKDNS
"are you starting a religion?"
WHAT IS THIS HOSPITAL SCENE
Them fucking up the zealot coach so bad that he shits his pants is so satisfying jsjsksns
“Ur eyes are jerking off right now”

I CANT STAND THIS
RAGH IS GAY??? This is so great gdvdsvfsd
I wish caleb had a pompous bitch shouting information to him whenever he cast identify 😔
Beau might be a disaster lesbian but holy shit Kristen applebees
CAN I MARRY FIG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
“I came here to FUCK!”

Jsjshsjhsbs WHAT
Brennan always unabashedly gives ally girls to flirt with HES so supportive
“There’s a possibility that you.....are your own dad.”

IM CRYINFHHH GG JV
Adaine the wizard just fucking getting physical and beating up her evil sister is SO PERFECT
The only detective goblin rogue with a gun I respect is Riz Gukgak
I can’t believe how invested I am in this Zelda/gorgug ice cream date
Omg gorgug’s parents giving him The Talk, these gnomes are one of a kind
Oh fuck oh fuck riz’s dad’s message 😭😭😭😭😭
I KNEW biz was a little creep
NOOOO the next episode won’t load 😩
Okay we’re good
Brennan’s maps are INSANE
Riz blasting Biz’s fingers off with his gun 😩👌
Hangman: master I have missed the warmth of your thighs on my seat

Fabian: ......
THE HALFLINGS BREAKING THEM OUT OF JAIL THIS IS RAAAAAAD
Adaine is the oracle??? 😳😳 I’m proud of her ;-;
GOLDENHOARD????
This is fucking wild OMG bsjnjsjsjjs
“Fuck my family”

Adaine is so powerful
Oh fuck now I’m legit crying over fig and her mom 😭
That scene with Fabian and his dad,,,,,gODS 😦
Brennan: sometimes you make a villain and they die within the first two rounds, did you know that

Passive aggressive little shit jsjsnsn
cue the players screaming
The power of gorgug kissing ragh in order to get him back on their side
When one of matt’s villains is hit: RARRRRGRGGG I will tearrr your innards from your fleshhh!

When one of brennan’s villains is hit: what the fUCK?!
Brennan pouring all those dice out for the fire breath sounded like a waterfall of evil
The dragon knocked out the gay people and everyone screamed homophobe kdjsksjjsn
"I AM A LIBERTARIAN!"
Okay jawbone’s speech to adaine is really funny but it’s also making me cry
THIS FIGHT IS BRUTAL
Lou: ARTHUR AYGUEFORT IS BLACK?
“I AM gay and I’m PROUD of it now!!”

King of character development Ragh
Riz killed and eats the BBEG 😭😭😭
GORGUG ACTUALLY MEETS HIS DAD IM CRYING
Hell pirates turning kalvaxas into a ship is the most metal thing
BRIAN DAVID GILBERT????
“Fellow teens!!!!”
This beholder ksksksjsk
The accent Brian is doing is wrecking my whole scene
Gilear: my car’s engine is full of bees
Oh hargus I love you so much
Hargus has the hots for the cool theatre boy 🥺🥺
MY WEIRD CRUSH ON BDG IS FULLY IN EFFECT
The moral of fantasy high is apparently gay love will save the day
GRIFFIN?????
He’s a stoner firbolg 🥺🥺
“My hacky sack found a friend!” :D
Fig: you wanna come to a raver gilear? As my dad?

Gilear: 🥺🥺😭😭😭
FICUS GOT VAPED????
Okay I’ll watch escape from the blood keep next since it’s next on the list anyway
BEARDED MATT????
I love evil parties kdjsknsjs
Hearing Matt be a player has me :’)
“Well we’re gonna go wait in cold dark rooms to be called upon again”

I wish I could be that goth 😔👌
Erika ishii spider queen 🥴
I keep having to pause bc I’m getting so overwhelmed KKSLSJSKS I feel like
Me @ me
Brennan’s acting as this hell librarian is killing me
I have to shut up bc I’m getting thirsty and i can’t do that on main
This leiland vs Maggie feud is very entertaining
NOT LORD OF THE RINGS FUCKERY LSNSKSJSN
I can’t believe I didn’t catch that Matt was playing a nazgul essentially 💀💀
The broodmother.....
Fun game: determining whether a character’s feelings towards another is extreme loyalty or gay love
Redneck Aragorn I love you
MARKUS 🥺 king shit right there
“She’s not my type”

Bless you Matt bless you
Lilith hates the king guy bc she is in love with Efink calling it now
“WHAT. IS CRAZY. ABOUT WANTING. YOUR BONES.”
Brennan cracking himself up is my favourite thing
LEILAND JUST FALLING OFF THE EDGE OF THE SHIP LMAOOOO
Matt nods in sympathy as Brennan gets frustrated with Sentinal At Deaths Door
THE DOUBLE NAT 1S 😱
Jer’i’mih MVP
IM GONNA CRY....JOHN FEATHERS NO
When Matt does that voice where it cracks every other word 🥺 love that
I’m really attached to these evil nerds
So it WAS gay
Sometimes a family is a spider mother, a swamp turtle and his cursed pet, a pirate, a wet elf, a gay wraith, and a tiefling and her demon baby
WHY WOULD LILITH CONJURE HER CHILDREN INSTEAD OF RANDOM SPIDERS 😭😭
Matt: jer’i’mih is my fave animal companion

Seconds later: EXCEPT FOR TRINKET 😅
NOOOOOOO LEILAND

Matt is such an amazing player but why does he roll so shitty when he plays 😔
High level hexblade!!!!
MARKUS YOU MADLAD
The fucking baby voice jsksksnsnsnns
John feathers......I love you bitch
HE PUTS A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES ON, THAT IS THE SICKEST SHIT
I am so glad this didn’t end in a tpk, I feel like evil/morally grey campaigns always do
I’m kin with Brennan saying PC/NPC relationships feel easier to pursue
Matt was so prepared to rp the leiland/markus romance but couldn’t bc the game was too short ldjksjdksjs WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ROMANCE HIM
Unsleeping City time,,,,they better all have bad NY accents
PETE IS TRANS????🥰🥰🥰
“Shot my tits off” LSKSKJDKSNSNSJ HOLY SHIT
These Slavs......
Sending ur transphobe dad into the sky on a cloud of bubbles is king shit
Kingston: coffee just the way I like it: black as hell, JUST LIKE ME

Wow this old bastard is amazing :’)
Murph is a giant rat???? Of course
These character classes work so well with this environment I’m a sucker for modern aus
Emily is one of the most beautiful women
Lion statue boyfriends 😌
Santa: oh this is cocaine?

Pete: yup!!

Santa: yeah cool I.....can’t take this
I’m just imagining the shadowy stuff that masks the magic from regular people as the Mist from pjo
Pete is so fucking sketchy skjsksks I’m losing my mind
Alejandro is so cool
“Your baby.....is SO hairy.....”

THE LAST THING I EXPECTED
Pete’s dreams are so spooky jeez
Sofie trying to spot a hot pigeon has the same energy as fig conjuring’s sexy rat
RICKY HOT HIMBO EXTRAORDINAIRE
These pigeon voices ksksnsksn
Kingston, almost getting roped into a threesome with Misty and a satyr
give me this shirt immediately
Urgehgeg this vampire thing with the girl taking drugs is so fucked up
“I wasn’t always a rat!”
BROOOO WHAT
Rocky: if we’re all admitting secrets.....I wasn’t always a firefighter...

BRENNAN AND I BROKE AT THE SAME TIME
RAT JESUS LOVES YOU
Ancient bodega cat....
Sofie: can you....give me two different coloured eyes with magic la gran gata

Misty: you drunk bitch
The amount of drugs in pete’s system how is he FUNCTIONING KSKSKSKS
Excrement elemental 😭😭
Kingston and Liz drama👀👀👀👀
Pete accidentally slapping his newly tattooed knuckles and then just screaming
These super buff firefighters working out and talking abt how to be emotionally available and appropriate with women is sending me
“I’m SICK of all these MEN in my life!!”
This campaign in particular is so cinematic I can really see this being a movie or tv show, the way Pete is set up as a natural protag,,,,,ugh its sexy
The SVU “dun dun” noooooo
Oh wally,,,,,I love him 😭😭
🎶my dad’s a little RAT wizaaaard🎶
misty gets to make out with the moon????
DALE???!!!
Kingston’s memories,,,,end me I’m crying
SOFIE BIKES IS MY HERO
I didn’t realise siobhan was actually English until this campaign fffdgddgd
AUX NOOOOOOoooo
Pete clearing his throat in the middle of a sentence to make his voice deeper kdksjsj love that
“I send the unseen servant to burn my house down.”

Sofie is completely unhinged and I adore her
Everything wally says and does makes me cry he’s so sweet
I’m openly weeping at him talking about die hard
“Oh we’re gonna tell a LIE.....on Christmas.....”

Pwease.....
Cugrash and his family
“You’re sick, dude.”

“You’re a fucking maniac!”

“WE’RE ALL GONNA EAT YOUR ASS!”

Bless
I love when the players think of something cool and Brennan is just 😧 “that is the dopest shit ever!”
A blind bear Cugrash throws Stephan Sondheim in the air as the man shouts “the Theatre!” This is a good show
Bob Moses is so terrible I hate him I hate him I hate him
POWER WORD KILL???? FUCK YOU
I do not like this fight It’s FUCKED UP
“Eating ass has made a comeback”

I’m really just shajajskjsjs
I just realised Brennan says ‘sigil’ like Matt used to hahahaha siggle
Man I love Ally’s voice they’ve got those levels of androgyny that I wish I sounded like all the time
Ally: I HATE THIS GAME
Brennan makes them fight a lich at lvl 9....ruthless
THEY REALLY NOT GONNA GET A LONG REST HUH
SULLY SULLENBURGER??? His ghost....but he’s alive....what even
The BBEG....a white man ofc
i'm getting vecna fight flashbacks with this fucking setup
Sofie is dead,,,,,pls,,,,,
Noooooo Alejandro......
THIS FIGHT IS SO BRUTAL,,,,,ESTER
Why is he making everyone leave the table what is thissssss
RICKYYYYY
WALLY GETS TO BE THE NEW SANTA 😭😭 no one has a better heart
Okay tiny heist time but I’m crying after that ending
I can’t stand Brennan using the uwu voice for this child KSKJSKSKS
Justin is already so FUCKING funny
i have a crush on her
“You’re my big special boy.”

Bean is just crying jsjshsjhsq
IM RICK DIGGINS. THE SUPREME MAN? SUNLIGHT IS MY FOOD. IT GIVES ME POWERS
Noooo boomer is still gonna do his show with no one there and all his sons are “NO DAD PLEASE ITS TOO SAD”
Brennan: shows the box of doom

Griffin: I am very scared!!!
Clint “3 Nat 1s in a row” McElroy
This fucking turtle,,,,,
“Do u have insurance? Bc ur bill is a million billion dollars..”
The moral dilemma of toys with faces on them vs no faces and their souls
You know how people always say,,,Drugs! There’s no downside!
hgfjhfgh i LOVE heists this shit is reminding me of some of my fave leverage episodes but turned into an rpg
"Brennan did you have to cut out 10 minutes of adventure so you had time for horny flirting??"

okay but that is so much of his adventures by themselves ghjgfgh
"Is Dantes okay?? Is our beloved NPC okay??"

okay me tho
BEAN THAT WAS SOME KING SHIT
mario kart......im sorry, i mean "a plumber man drives some cars with his friends 65"
*french accent* “enjoy oblivion, rat”
the grasshoppers WERE cops the whole time!!!
i can't believe the villains were class traitors
clint you legend
Sophomore high here I come
Bearded Brennan 👀
Emotional support 🐸
FIG STILL ON THIS BARBARIAN PROF
“I’m glad jawbone and gorthalax are getting along but,,,,but they don’t have to be THAT friendly,,,”

PLEASE jsksjsj imagine a poly relationship between the three of them
Can I PLEASE go to this 17th plane of rock music
“Now that I’m gay id prefer riding a horse”

KALSJKSJSKSNSKSBSNNS
gilear.....best/most pathetic character 🥺
i'm EXTREMELY into them trying to recruit all the best npcs as hirelings
Aksjsksj ragh trying time make out with Fabian and gorgug I’m yellinf
CANON POLYAMOROUS JAWBONE????
Every convo with gorgug’s parents starts out very sweet and insightful and then turns into a sex education lecture
Boggy the spherical froggy
fabian just biting glass,,,,STUPID BITCH
Ragh: 😏 check it out, I’m gay

HE LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH NOW I CANTTTT
“I am your roMANCE partner baronnnn”

THIS IS SPOOKY
GILEAR ONLY HAS 5 HP 😭
NO NO NO HES ALREADY DEAD????
Gilear: nearly a hundred percent of people punched in the back of the head by a demon would die

Damn Brennan you got the whole crew laughing in the bg
Kristen: I’m.....gay 😔

Her girlfriend: WHAT?!
You can’t just prestidigitate porn jsjshshsh
i am fig every time she tries to bullshit some wack ass lie asdfghgfdfghgf
PIRATE TOWN PIRATE TOWN
this map.....sexy
trans-masc they/them pirate,,,,,i am looking
gilear eating spicy soup and convinced it's been spiked with drugs is white people culture
DAMN GET IT SANDRA LYNN
fabians gonna get his brain sucked out hdhdjsj
GARTHY KNOWS JAWBONE MNSKSJS sexy
brennan is really good at making creepy ass encounters
fabian and the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day
AGAHAGAH SIOBHAN JUST SAID IT
Ayda aguefort....mystery
Emily just fucking chucked something at Brennan for his DM crimes
pouting time
bird woman,,,,,OWO
ohhhhh half phoenix, when arthur said he fucked a phoenix regularly.....wow
"gorgug.....i believe you to be the greatest wizard of this age."

i cant gsjsgdhhs
adaine: do you want a friend :)

ayda:......desperately

;_____; AHHH
the chaos of lou trying to recount the tale of the mindflayer fight while trying not to break character

"hetoldmehewasgonnaSHITINMYMOUUUUUTH!!!"
CATHILDA 😳😩
I miss the cool battle maps 😔
STRIPPED OF CLASS FEATURES,,,,BRUTAL
Adaine’s dad??????
kristen and tracker are so unapologetically horny. i love lesbians
literally anytime brennan makes up bullshit elvish i crack up its always just ehhthellrhehthllehth
George-judge
Ragh found himself an Elven lad 😭
whoa aelwen is fucked up ;_; nooo
GSHSHSHSH ayda just starts crying when she gets friends
“The only shadow magic is cha’boyyy”
WHAT IS THIS HUGE ARTHUR AGUEFORT SHIT KDJSKSJSJDM
Ohhh I wonder if this is an ability that he specifically was able to get after impersonating the Sun God omgggf
"you're extremely loud and funny and charming, and that's exciting"

ayda.....
my tummy hurts from laughing so much at "i shit about an ocean of blood"
jawbone is the wisest motherfucker on the planet
“I am going to describe something very heartbreaking.”

WHATTTT
this whole kalina thing is blowing my mind, that SCRY??? wild
the drama of these elves making ayda feel self conscious abt fig 👀
AELWEN NO YOU BITCH
How does gilear have such bad luck;-;
🥰💖😭 I’m BLUSHING with this figayda confession fhdggchhfhff
“I bless this union!!” Hhhhhhhh I’m really just fucking,,,,I wanna watch the scene over and over again
I will never know peace until I see ayda again
Officer Kristen,,,hegehywgege
AUDA BUILT THE FRIENDSHIP SECTION BC SHE WAS LONELY HHHHHHH
"do we need to sign something like a waiver"

a small devil from hell:.......yes 😈
I want to see ayda unravel the existence of devils I think that would be very cool of her
SHE DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS 300 YEARS OLD 😭😭😔
i'm going to steal his entire wardrobe
OH NO GILEAR SKLSKSKS
Not Johnny spells again
Fig: you don’t have to protect me from fire I’m immune now 😉

Ayda:
GAY SPIT SJJDJDJ
undercover angel....
siobhan: if you die in hell do you die in real life
By Matt’s rules Gilear’s resurrection DC would be STUPID high shsjjsjs
Riz is a sweet little angel 😭
"you'll never be half the boat my van is"

thats such a buckwild quote out of context but perfectly describes D20
riz: did you guys.....ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵉˣ
I DONT LIKE THIS FOREST
Okay, forest of the nightmare king, I got some snacks and a soda to prepare for the worst
-2 initiative....ALLY
horrible. thank you.
fuck offff 24d6
VINES IN HIS EYES???? EW
Ayda ayda ayda 😭😭😭😭
KRISTEN?????
How da hell are they getting Kristen back she’s the only one with revivify
850 YEARS????
Haha this sucks bro
“All of you forget Fabian.”

IT GOT WORSE
NOT CHUNGLE-DOWN BIM
Brennan: ends the game

Lou: that is the worst thing I’ve ever done
NOOO BAXTER
Yesss aelwen do it
Kill your dad! Kill your dad!!
Gosh that was so emotionally cathartic 😭😭
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