All I ever wanted was a Pulitzer. And now I’m told there are “Nobles” for reporting. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1254479607627231232

Now I’m reminded of one of my favorite Onion stories: https://local.theonion.com/tireless-hardworking-reporter-has-already-won-greatest-1819572745

Also, just for the record so that this thread doesn’t haunt me: I do not really care about winning a Pulitzer. I was making a joke.