All I ever wanted was a Pulitzer. And now I’m told there are “Nobles” for reporting. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1254479607627231232
Now I’m reminded of one of my favorite Onion stories: https://local.theonion.com/tireless-hardworking-reporter-has-already-won-greatest-1819572745
Tireless, Hardworking Reporter Has Already Won Greatest Prize Of All

'The Love And Respect Of My Family And Community,' Esteemed Journalist Says

https://local.theonion.com/tireless-hardworking-reporter-has-already-won-greatest-1819572745
Also, just for the record so that this thread doesn’t haunt me: I do not really care about winning a Pulitzer. I was making a joke.
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