I asked the bank I've used for 15 years to help my business apply for a PPP loan. My personal banker told me he's a libertarian and suggested I check with MSNBC.

I called a local bank where I'm not even a customer and the VP of the entire bank stayed up all night helping me.

If you switched from a sole prop to an s-corp in May of 2019 but your income is front loaded like 75% between the months of January and June, selling plasma might be easier.

I mean.... what the hell is this even.

Chase sent me several mass emails telling me not to bother calling with questions because they wouldn't answer.