Would you rather always have to tell the truth or always have to lie?
Would you rather never have to speak again or say everything on your mind?
Would you rather be allowed to wash your hair once in a year or wear wet socks for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be in the real-life version of the “walking dead” or e in the real-life version of “American Horror Story”?
Would you rather run your tongue on the railings of a pedestrian bridge or press your tongue into a stranger’s nostril?
Would you rather use sand paper as toilet paper or use hot sauce as eye drops?
Would you rather be sticky for the rest of your life or be itchy for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be able to fly for one day or be completely invisible for one day?
Would you rather never use social media again or never watch a movie or tv show again?
Would you rather marry someone you don’t love or marry someone that doesn’t love you?
Would you rather lose your sense of taste or lose your sense of smell?
Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or have a head the size of a tennis ball?
Would you rather be surrounded by annoying people or be alone for the rest of your life?
Would you rather your shirts be 1 size small or your shirts be 3 sizes bigger?
Would you rather be toothless or be bald?
Would you rather be stranded at sea or be buried alive?
Would you rather never be able to open your eyes or never be able to open your mouth?
Would you rather stub your toe every hour or constantly have an itch at the bottom of your foot?
Would you rather have short and stubby legs or have long and lanky arms?
Would you rather be Spider-Man or be Batman?
Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?
Would you rather have a head too small for your body or a high pitched baby voice?
Would you rather have one eye in the middle of your head or have two noses?
Would you rather eat a booger or lick a cactus?
Would you rather go without electricity or running water for 48 hours?
Would you rather have fingers with a sawtooth edge or hammer ends?
Would you rather be a master pianist or a master guitarist?
Would you rather have a chameleon tongue for catching your food or rely on the dangling lure from your forehead like an angler fish?
Would you rather get stung by a jellyfish or step on a sea urchin?
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