In the *very* rare occurrence a @JoeBiden voter would phonebank....

BIDEN VOTER: Hi, is Joy there?
JOY: This is
BV: Great, this is Karen from the Biden campaign + I’m calling to make sure you stand w/ us, so we can get rid of horrible trump.
JOY: What issues are on his platform
BV: He wants ppl to do better, but most importantly, get trump out of office.
JOY: But I mean, like, what are his actual policies?
BV: Are you a Trump supporter?!
JOY: Excuse me? No.
BV: OK, well we really need to get trump out of office!
JOY: How is Joe planning to get the
Millions of Bernie supporters who are hurt and disenfranchised?
BV: Bernie Bro’s are divisive losers and we honestly don’t need them.
JOY: Interesting; and if I’m a Bernie supporter?
BV: Are you implying you don’t care if trump stays in office?
JOY: Not exactly. What about the
Numerous times Joe has tried to cut SS?
BV: He denied that, all 3 times he was asked.
JOY: It’s on video.
BV: The past is the past! Do you want trump to win?!
JOY: What is Joe’s personal response to the sexual assault accusations from Tara Reade?
BV: I have screenshots showing
She is a Russia-lover.
JOY: Please answer the question.
BV: Her story has very convenient timing.
JOY: She actually shared her story before Joe was even running.
BV: Her story keeps changing!
JOY: Ok, we’re obviously going nowhere w/ these topics. How about the Iraq War?
BV: Do you want trump to win?!
JOY: Horrendous trade deals?
BV: Do you want trump to win?!
JOY: Calling himself a “proud Zionist”?
BV: Do you want trump to win?!
JOY: Anita Hill?
BV: IT’S OBVIOUS YOU DON’T CARE IF TRUMP WINS AGAIN + LITTLE KIDS ARE IN CAGES!
JOY: Joe knows about
Kids in cages, first-hand.
BV: YOu’rE RaCisT AnD SExiSt.

*Slams down phone and quits....runs to twitter to bash Bernie bros*
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