checkbox on a sex toy site that says "do NOT respect my privacy" which makes the charge on your bank statement say "ohHHhohHH bAAbBYYY It'S An Asssssss Dildo!!! $138.95" and it's shipped in an action packer with phosphorescent text reading "I WILL LIKE TO CUM HARD WITH THIS ITEM"
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