My father keeps calling me “Auntie rainforest”

and everytime his gf recommends I go back to school and I make a funny face he goes “no honey.. remember, she’s going to the rainforest”

Talmbout some “she just needs potatoes and avocados she don’t need no degree” he’s got jokes

I’m open to rainforests, jungles, and islands, and mountain forests for the record.