My father keeps calling me “Auntie rainforest”

and everytime his gf recommends I go back to school and I make a funny face he goes “no honey.. remember, she’s going to the rainforest”

Talmbout some “she just needs potatoes and avocados she don’t need no degree” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> he’s got jokes

I’m open to rainforests, jungles, and islands, and mountain forests for the record.