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The weirdest date I’ve ever been on where that
Okay so I met a girl online, she was cute she was cool! We chatted for a some time and everything was going smooth! Seemed totally normal. This was the first girl I even considered going on a date with after I ended a long term relationship. I was excited!
She lived semi close to me, and in our convos I mentioned where I worked. I worked in a mall at a toy store at the time (and working there deserves it’s own thread cuz chileee). One day I’m working and in walks a girl and her friends. It’s her. I aint invite her so it was.. odd.
She was w her friends and they were doing some holiday shopping so it wasnt like a HUGE red flag. I was naive I was only 21(?). So whatever we chatted for a bit, I took my lil 10 min break to walk around w her, it was fine! She bought me some snacks for my shift! Super sweet!
We planned to go out on date. We decided to just do the typical dinner, nothing huge. So she picked me up and we went to joe’s crab shack (wasnt vegan yet). Sparks didnt fly, and she was kinda weird w the waitress, complaining about wait time- i dont like that shit. Big turn off.
Date was over and it was planned for ealry, like 6. My bff at the time and I had planned to go see a movie at 10. We ended dinner at about 8?
SO she asked me what I was up to the rest of the night and I told her and she got so excited and wanted to come to the movies WITH us.
SO she asked me what I was up to the rest of the night and I told her and she got so excited and wanted to come to the movies WITH us.
At the time, I didnt know what the word “no” was, didnt know how to express my feelings. I was living in a pre-therapy world, ppl. Bear w me thru this. So instead of saying hell no, I said uhhh lemme ask. So I asked, and my friend said hell yah(bc she knew it’d be pure comedy)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">
(Also, my friend had invited me on dates w her and her S.O.’s/1st and 2nd dats before too so it wasnt weird for us lol)
So we meet up w my friend and we have to kill time before this movie. So we go to the mall. This is where my friend starts seeing red flags
So we meet up w my friend and we have to kill time before this movie. So we go to the mall. This is where my friend starts seeing red flags
Again, I didnt pick up on them too well, I was naive. But she was being weird. She clearly had some wild opinions, she seemed short tempered, and also super hyper. Kinda felt like she did coke. Maybe she did. I dont doubt anything anymore.
Finally it’s late enough we can go to the movies. We had some time to kill before even previews started but we still were able to sit in the theater to wait. So I had to go pee. HERE is where shit pops off.
So I go to the bathroom, come out of the stall, wash my hands. In she comes. Now let me remind you sparks didnt fly on the date and I def didnt give off any type of vibe for her to feel welcome to do what she did next.
She grabs me and pushes me up against the door and kisses me
She grabs me and pushes me up against the door and kisses me
I was like ????? And pushed her off of me. (Again, I’m still bad at saying no at this time, I hadnt dealt w any childhood trauma yet so like hang onhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)
I was like “we’re in a public bathroom anyone could just walk in rn!!” So she like gets annoyed??? And says OKAY FINE.
I was like “we’re in a public bathroom anyone could just walk in rn!!” So she like gets annoyed??? And says OKAY FINE.
And she PULLS me into one of the stalls!! As if that’s any better??https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face"> and she is still tryna make out with me and shit and I’m like moving my head around so that she can’t, and instead of her thinking “oh shes not into this” she thinks “oh she wants something ELSE!!!”
So her hand ventures down my PANTS. I was like OH NOPE NOPE NOPE WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING NO MA’AM I- NOPE.
She’s like “what??? What’s the problem???” WHAT’S THE PROBLEM??? MA’AM.
So I take her hand out of my pants but she’s somehow trying to STILL kiss me and touch me—then it happened. FINALLY another lady comes into the bathroom and goes in the stall right next to us and I was like “no we HAVE to stop NOW.”
And that is when she got mad. She screams and punches the stall wall 2cm away from my head.
Yall I’m standing against that wall like:
Yall I’m standing against that wall like:
So we finally leave the bathroom and go back to the movie and I make sure to sit on the other side of my friend so I’m not next to her bc hell fuckin no.
Finally rhe movie ends and this bitch takes me home.
Finally rhe movie ends and this bitch takes me home.
BUT WAIT. THERE’S MORE. LMFAO.
So she drops me off at home and we’re sitting in her car and she SOMEHOW THINKS that she’s gonna get lucky ??? I- ??? So she tries AGAIN to grab me and kiss me and shit and I pushed her off me and she got mad and punched her steering wheelhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
So she drops me off at home and we’re sitting in her car and she SOMEHOW THINKS that she’s gonna get lucky ??? I- ??? So she tries AGAIN to grab me and kiss me and shit and I pushed her off me and she got mad and punched her steering wheel
I knew I needed to get tf away from her so ai just got out and left. She texts me later and I told her off! I actually told her off and said it wasn’t okay what she did and no I dont wanna see her again bc she’s a predator and she has anger issues and I dont like that. Bye.
She texts me for DAYS after that BEGGING me to take her back ?? (We went on one date like ?????) blocking a number wasn’t as easy as clicking a button back then so I couldnt block her number but I did block her on HER and IG. The texts stopped coming thru. Finally. It was over.
LMFAO WROONNGGGGG. IT’S NOT OVER. SHES CRAZY. SHES NOT DONE.
Rmbr how she came to my job the first time we met??? Well, she comes to my job AGAIN. With flowers LMFAOOOO
It’s funny now but I was TERRIFIED bc I was like holy shit she’s a stalker and omg she knows where I live
Rmbr how she came to my job the first time we met??? Well, she comes to my job AGAIN. With flowers LMFAOOOO
It’s funny now but I was TERRIFIED bc I was like holy shit she’s a stalker and omg she knows where I live
I run to the back. And my manager (LOL who I fuck on christmas eve night like 2 weeks after this), she comes back and she’s like “who tf is that?? Want me to get rid of her??” Cuz I’m back there having a WHOLE ENTIRE panic attack.
So we both go back out front and my manager goes off on this girl. Telling her she clearly makes me uncomfortable and I’m at work so I cant talk anyway and she needs to leave NOW before cops are called.
Girl was standing there shaking LOL
Girl was standing there shaking LOL
FINALLY she leaves. And I never hear from her again. But then I have the worst year of my entire life being semi-involved with that manager right after so I mean who really won here? Anyone?
Moral of the story: say “NO” when you want, know red flags, run when ya can. Peace out.
Moral of the story: say “NO” when you want, know red flags, run when ya can. Peace out.
