If one more person tells me that "there's always something to do or fix as a homeowner," especially from someone a lot younger than me, I might scream my face off.
1) I lived in a shitty house with an ex for a few years so I get it, trust me

2) we live in a newly flipped house and our inspector made the flipper fix a lot of things prior to move in

3) other than adding some personal touches to the house, we only have landscaping to do
So kindly shut your face or suck my dick.
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