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I wish 30 Rock were still around so I could be the writer to write Jenna saying something like, "I'll be back in a jiff. That's how long it takes me to spread peanut butter on Mickey Rourke's penis"
What if Tracey had a line like, "I can't wait to show [guest star] around the big apple. That's the fruit I dropped into the Hadron Collider when I thought I was a Swiss scientist when that normal-sized apple dropped on my head"
Tina: "I hate nerds"
Jenna: "Don't upset them, Liz. You don't want them to Gamergate you. That's when they stick you behind a gate with a gamer. But you're the game"
Smash cut to:
Jenna: Are you done
Gamer: [sticking finger into Jenna's belly]I'm almost done equipping the materia
Jenna: "Don't upset them, Liz. You don't want them to Gamergate you. That's when they stick you behind a gate with a gamer. But you're the game"
Smash cut to:
Jenna: Are you done
Gamer: [sticking finger into Jenna's belly]I'm almost done equipping the materia
Cerie: Liz, you should try these Instagram filters. They'll make you look so pretty.
Liz: I don't get it. They all look the same
Cerie: Oh, they don't work on my face. When the algorithm knows you're pretty enough, it doesn't change anything. That's part of the license agreement
Liz: I don't get it. They all look the same
Cerie: Oh, they don't work on my face. When the algorithm knows you're pretty enough, it doesn't change anything. That's part of the license agreement
Tina: [holding an amiibo] Do I name it?
Pete: You could call it Larutan. That's "natural" backwards. Sometimes I like to stand in the organic grocery store and pretend I'm someone else
Pete: You could call it Larutan. That's "natural" backwards. Sometimes I like to stand in the organic grocery store and pretend I'm someone else
Liz: You want us to do a show in quarantine?
Jack: You have to, Lemon. We need to keep the morale of Americans up. Imagine millions of people stuck inside all day. They haven't even gotten out of bed. Can you imagine these people needing a microwave? I didn't think so
Jack: You have to, Lemon. We need to keep the morale of Americans up. Imagine millions of people stuck inside all day. They haven't even gotten out of bed. Can you imagine these people needing a microwave? I didn't think so
Jack: [staring out window] God, I hate this virus, Lemon. Respiratory failure, heart attacks, and strokes. In America these are supposed to be the results of people buying cigarettes, red meat, and porn. Our whole economic system is being tested.
Jenna: I remember when I was on sliders. That's when I lay naked in a pile of tiny burgers for the Saudi Prince's birthday party
Frank: I peed on the Queen's cake
Liz: That's not so bad... pee is sterile
Frank: Not the way I do it
Liz: That's not so bad... pee is sterile
Frank: Not the way I do it
(Kenneth is really funny and I suspect I'd be bad at writing him lol)
I'm glad these found their audience 
