TERFs be like "when they dig up your bones in two thousands years they're going to look at your hips and declare you're MALE."

Firstly, I'm gonna be cremated in a Viking funeral like the boss bitch I am, good luck determining my gender from the ashes of my fucking longboat.
Secondly, the bones that archaeologists tend to find after two thousand years are ones that have for some reason been preserved from natural processes - even bones decompose after a long while.

These tend to be IN THE TOMBS OF EXTREMELY IMPORTANT CULTURAL FIGURES.
If I have enough money and clout to get my body preserved in a tomb that allows it to survive two millennia I'm pretty sure I can have my empire cram enough stuff in there to indicate what my identified gender was by context
(I'll also have them bury my fursuit alongside me to really confuse archeologists)
Thirdly who gives a shit I'll be dead for two thousand years I'm either going to be a non-existent dead spark no longer experiencing consciousness or living it up in the afterlife with David Bowie and Dionysus (the Greek god of wine and partying, not the Nazi furry)
Fourthly, bold of you to assume there'll be any archaeologists in two thousand years, thanks for voting Tory you class traitors
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