I’m watching this episode of grand designs where this guy that’s like a marketing strategist and his husband who is an editor for a LITERAL GOSSIP MAG buy a TURKEY FARM in the Home Counties outside of London

And they hate their beautiful 19th century farmhouse so they’re flattening it and building this like angular, polygon-shaped concrete structure that is basically a bauhaus fever dream

I just need y’all to know this episode exists

Update they’ve decided to open a microbrewery

Update 2 turkey farming isn’t aesthetic so they’ve decided to breed this rare type of cow instead

Now they’re telling this actual farmer woman why they hate her functional farm kitchen as she pulls fresh scones from the oven

Them: well that won’t work with our white rug

Her: a white rug in the kitchen will become dirty

Them: well WE WANT OUR WHITE RUG