IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Greetings, Kanbe-sama's valuable assets. This is one of his secretaries talking. Because the FKBU Team recently released Kanbe-sama's age, height, and other info, that means that Kanbe-sama is now given the go signal to freely talk about said details.
Because of this, we expect Kanbe-sama to be a little bit more "mean" to everyone, especially since he was really holding back when people mocked his height and age and he can't do anything about it.
Being mean in his case includes asking you about your height, calling you an imbecile, garden gnome, or dwarf, and asking you about the weather down there.

We apologize to everyone in advance. We hope you all continue to understand him.
If you feel like he already crossed the line, feel free to message him right away. Don't be scared.

We expect him to be like this for a week, so we hope that you all just try to hold back on your teasing for a while. After that, you can freely go back to teasing him again.
We thank you all for being understanding towards Kanbe-sama. He really enjoys interacting with all of you. Please remember that.

Thank you for taking your time to read this. If you have any questions about Kanbe-sama, feel free to reply under this thread. We will reply to you.
[ Also, if you want to know how we knew right away that he's given the go signal already, it went like this:

He laughed out loud in front of his laptop and ordered one of the butlers to bring him wine. He then asked another butler to bring him "those cheap potato chips."]
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