CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENT:

If you signed up to help in the kitchen for the John P. Kee and Hezekiah Walker evening program and you don’t plan to stay after church, we need you back here at 1 o’clock. We gon start feeding promptly at 5.

Thank you.

*peeling potatoes*

I’m not trying to start no mess. I’m staying in my lane.

...but I hope the sound ministry did a test run with Pastor Kee and Bishop Walker because we cannot be out here looking like the world.

*pulls cake out oven*

Well, they said the people asked Donald Lawrence to come too but he said even if he was bored, he was too busy and to pay they cellphone bills. I mean...I wasn’t there but that’s what I heard.

*pulls sherbet out the freezer*

Chile...told them people to lie if they go to the doctor and say they go to Elevation. Furtick over there minding his business, not bothering nobody. Now you know that ain’t right! But I ain’t saying nothing.

Okay. We ready to eat but we need somebody to say the blessing. Rev Speas was supposed to but Pastor put out the Assoc Minister preaching schedule for May and he ain’t on it so he went home.

#aLilPieceOfHamCauseThatsWhatOurMamasAndAuntiesWouldAskForBecauseYouCouldntGetTwoMeats

Can somebody go get some ice? Jackie was supposed to bring it but she ain’t answering her phone.

And you know what? Go head and swing by Church’s and get two 20 pieces. These folks still coming in here.

Make sure you bring back the receipt!

In all seriousness, I’m excited about the John P Kee/Hezekiah Walker matchup because, if only for a few hours, we get to revisit the era that was everything!!

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