There's nothing worse than a council trying to speak like a young person.

It has to be done with the lightest of touches - so imperceptible that you barely notice.

Hi, dudes!

Do you know what would be gnarly?

If you could refrain from using skate-parks until further notice. We know it'll be a grind (as in the skating move), but the MAN is saying we have to do this.

You'll be back having a kick-flipping good time soon if you #StayHome

Please tag any rebellious young skaters you happen to know, because for some reason not many of them seem to follow Doncaster Metropolitan Borough Council on twitter.