I’m finally doing it, lads. I’ve started watching Tiger King. This is what quarantine and my desperation to understand memes has reduced me to.

Wtf kinda name is Joe Exotic? Sounds like a cheap stripper whose ad you’d find in a phone box.

Why is Carol Baskin feeding a tiger dressed like she’s at the Healing Fields at Glastonbury?

OMG Joe Exotic’s Merch collection is wild. LUBE! UNDERWEAR! COUNTRY ALBUMS! Is he secretly a Kardashian?

How is any of this legal?

Wtf am I saying. This is a country where you can buy a gun in a supermarket like it’s a bag of rice. OF COURSE you can just keep big cats as pets.

DOC ANTLE HAS A MYSTICAL TIGER CULT WHERE HE GROOMS TEENAGE GIRLS AND MAKES THEM SLEEP WITH HIM AND LOOK AFTER TIGERS WHAT IS GOING ON

A THREE WAY GAY MARRIAGE?!?! IN THE DEEP SOUTH?! AM I HALLUCINATING??? IS THIS REAL?!!!