“So describe to me what sort of home you’re looking for?”

“Ooh... I’m thinking late 80s-built, outskirts-of-town regional call centre sort of vibes”

“Say no more-

Here we have big “I need to tell you all that I’m now a vampire” energy

This house looks how anxiety feels

THE BATHROOM.

Eat - and I cannot stress this enough - the rich.

Truly living my best life this Sunday lunchtime, feet up and knocking back £6 Prosecco, laughing at houses I will never be able to afford x