would you rather....?
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would you rather give up cheese or give up oral sex ?

would you rather shit bricks or puke slugs ?

would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper or use hot sauce as eye drops ?

would you rather have legs as long as your fingers or have fingers as long as your legs ?

would you rather have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair ?

would you rather pee glass shards or cry glass shards ?

would you rather go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time or have a hairy mole right between your eyes ?

would you rather change sex every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin ?

would you rather watch your parents do the nasty or join in once to stop it ?

would you rather be able to order fries from wherever, whenever you want or sit on idris elba's lap?