THE POST OFFICE IS NOT A BUSINESS

THE POST OFFICE IS PUBLIC INFRASTRUCTURE

YOU CAN'T BAIL OUT NECESSARY INFRASTRUCTURE

THAT WOULD JUST BE FUNDING IT ADEQUATELY

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FOUNDING FATHERS: we must build a national postal service--that's probably the most important thing we could invest ourselves in so as to build the U.S. economy. Let's enshrine this favored institution in the Constitution so as to preserve it forever.

REPUBLICANS: psshhhfft

WAYS TO RESPOND TO AN ECONOMIC DEPRESSION

FDR: The economy is in tatters so I'm going to invest billions in hiring craftsmen and artists to make post offices feel like the fucking civic palaces they are

REPUBLICANS: gonna keep giving blowjobs to billionaires like always lolbbq