FYI, Ireland has more golf courses than children's playgrounds. https://twitter.com/ContextSans/status/1254176143353118720
Like I'm sure yer Da will be fine with a few weeks off the golf. Let us have somewhere to socially distance this summer that isn't streets full of other Das in Range Rovers trying to mow us down.
To be clear, the SF is not Sinn Féin. We all know that the Ulster says Noe Valley would never be ok with this Mission.
This joke is either too niche or not funny or both.
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