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Waking up naturally on a Sunday morning to the natural light, birds singing, wife still sleeping, I can’t help but think... can I make it to the kitchen and get a coffee and get both in and out of The Gulag before she’s awake
Let’s just hope the ol’ squeaky leg doesn’t get me caught
WHERE’S THE QUIET BUTTON!!!....I think we somehow went unnoticed, just a few more squeaky steps and we could be on the couch ready for the final stages of the mission
He tried his best to sabotage the mission, yes all of that noise is my leg 
Not all heroes wear capes, most of us just wear fake legs and get the job done #MissionAccomplished
