Thread by @martinTTperry, Waking up naturally on a Sunday morning to the natural light, birds [...]

Martin Perry

martinTTperry

Waking up naturally on a Sunday morning to the natural light, birds singing, wife still sleeping, I can’t help but think... can I make it to the kitchen and get a coffee and get both in and out of The Gulag before she’s awake

Let’s just hope the ol’ squeaky leg doesn’t get me caught

WHERE’S THE QUIET BUTTON!!!....I think we somehow went unnoticed, just a few more squeaky steps and we could be on the couch ready for the final stages of the mission

He tried his best to sabotage the mission, yes all of that noise is my leg

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Winner winner chicken dinner, even found another sock

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Not all heroes wear capes, most of us just wear fake legs and get the job done #MissionAccomplished

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