Bruh. God really said “Let there be light” and lit this bih up.
THEN he saw how good the light was and was like ohhh that’s what I’m capable of? lemme give y’all some darkness too
"Let there be a dome in the middle of the waters to separate the waters from each other."”
God said “Iight so boom, Issa sky.”
"Let the waters under the sky come together into one place so that the dry land can appear." And that’s what happened.” I need somewhere for my people to be great on, something solid to use those feet things I created on them for transportation. They won’t get cars just yet.
“Let the earth grow plant life: plants yielding seeds and fruit trees bearing fruit with seeds inside it, each according to its kind throughout the earth." And that’s what happened.”

God:
“Bc I’m that spirit, still that spirit, and will FOREVER be that spirit”
God made the stars and two great lights: the larger light to rule over the day and the smaller light to rule over the night. He saw how good it was.
"Let the waters swarm with living things, and let birds fly above the earth up in the dome of the sky."
“Then God blessed them: "Be fertile and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let the birds multiply on the earth."”
So God is real excited at this point. God:”Oh this is gonna be good”
“God said, "Let the earth produce every kind of living thing: livestock, crawling things, and wildlife." And that’s what happened.”

God to Jesus: “HOLD HIM STILL, they wilin I just wanted a pic”
“Then God said, "Let us make humanity in our image to resemble us so that they may take charge of the fish of the sea, the birds in the sky, the livestock, all the earth, and all the crawling things on earth."
GOD: “BUT PEEP THIS, imma copy+paste 7.569 billion times. ONLY thing I’m doing is changing how much their melanocytes are activated.
“God created humanity in God’s own image, in the divine image God created them, male and female God created them.”

Eve to God & Adam:
God to Adam and Eve: Here take some food since y’all always asking for something lorddddddd 🤦🏼‍♀️
God: “oh wait!!!! Dasss meeee! I’m lord !!”
“God saw everything he had made: it was supremely good. There was evening and there was morning: the sixth day.”

God dancing in his mirror bc he went OFF creating the earth.
THEN EVE DECIDED SHE WANTED TO GET SPORTY
God: “Since you want to be grown, y’all on y’all own UNLESS you listen to me. Other than that I’m BIG Chillen. HMU but NOT only when you need something. I’m gone ✌🏼
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