w h a t

this is the most bizarre place on the internet

hi, i'm weeping

WHAT. HELP.

PARDON???????

you know what? fine.

but also

i'm going to go smoke a cigarette

oh also, there's a greenhouse but i don't know how much a greenhouse costs. i would bet not TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS

OH MY GOD. INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT GREENHOUSE UPDATE.

it is a MINIATURE GREENHOUSE.

i didn't even. think to look last night.

it's 225 T H O U S A N D dollars. it did not occur to me it would be small.

the mini folding chair is 4" tall.

the greenhouse is 17.75" at its apex.

putting the chair in the greenhouse would look NUTS. don't worry though.

Tiffany & Co. is here with all the answers.

i forgot to post. the yarn.

like we all know about the tiffany paperclips. they didn't ever actually BOTHER me because i was like "a luxury bookmark is nuts, but okay."

how did it not occur to me there were more things. i could have been mad years ago.

gonna end on the other thing everyone knows about, the INFAMOUS Tiffany chess set.

sure, it's disgustingly expensive, but. it's one third as expensive as the fucking LITTLE GREENHOUSE and ir is actually a functional, true-to-size item.