Fern picked the movie Venom to watch tonight. Now if you know me, you know I want Tom Hardy to eat my bodyyyy , so I said okay. I forget where I was going with this..

If Tom Hardy was a glass of milk, I’d want to pour that milk all over my naked bodaaaayyy

If Tom Hardy was a bedsheet , I’d cut holes in that bed sheet, then wear him as a ghost for Halloween

Just my monthly reminder that Tom Hardy is fiooneeeee