Might fuck around and shave my head bald tonight. Who fucking cares. Time is an illusion and hair is lame.
Settling for drinking a cold one and walking around the neighborhood in the rain. Am I live tweeting a breakdown? Probably.
Lukewarm take: inconsistent streetlight placement in neighborhoods are worthless. Light me up or let me be in the dark.
I can’t wait to delete this thread when I wake up. I wish I had a jellyfish tank.
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