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idea: a tanning shop just to tan pussy and tits
Idea: a nail salon where they only do your nails
Idea: a slide that goes from the balcony to the nearest Starbucks-coffee-boutique with 10% off every purchase
Idea: an ordinary church but exclusively for making love
Idea: a new breed of rabbits that can actually understand you
Idea: a bus line that takes you to a "surprise location"
Idea: a restaurant that only serves what's not in the menu
Idea: an extra hole in the body to keep spare change but also very pleasurable
Idea: a room with walls that expand/contract as you breathe
Idea: A casino whose prizes are patented inventions
Idea: a gun that shoots pecan nuts or bullets depending on the mood
Idea: a sewing machine that actually understands you
Idea: a car that drives itself and also knows how to behave properly
Idea: a comb that whispers filthy things to your ear
Idea: unrequited love at first sight
Idea: a car that only works Mon - Fri
Idea: a boyfriend that turns into an obese cat every Wednesday from 5pm to 7ish
Idea: a burger that can actually understand you
Idea: a burger that not only understands you and speaks your language, but also guides you through the process.
Idea: a concatenation of terrible decisions that results in the best decision you have ever made in your life
Idea: a parliament of wild kettle that whistle Guns n' Roses' "Patience" during the half-time of a soccer-ball sport
Idea: a device that helps you differentiate between hunger and everything else
Idea: an affordable solid state drive available in pineapple and tangerine flavours
Idea: a chair for guests that audibly complaints if they move to much
Idea: a device that takes notes of your dream-in-dream dreams and sends it directly to the nearest available printer . Make sure you set up network permissions correctly.
Idea: a toned-down version of ricky gervais
Idea: a truck that not only drives itself but - if the weather is nice - also walks your dog
Idea: a microwave that not only understands you but also heats up the food
Idea: a basketball-sized Ferrero Rocher at a Ferrero-Rocher-sized Ferrero Rocher price.
Idea: unlimited pockets
Idea: a book that not only writes itself as you read it but also asks for your input
Idea: stars that only shine on demand
Idea: an apple pie that becomes sour if guests are not complimenting it
Idea: skyscrapers with foreskin
Idea: a toilet that not only understands you but also prevents you to sink your head in it
Idea: a cookie jar that is always about to fall because it can only be placed at the very edge of the kitchen counter. Only $9.99
Great success idea: a face swap app to change the face of the moon to something less traditional
Great idea: a pineapple that turns into a watermelon if you are not satisfied with its quality
Idea: a Santa that's obsessed with cleaning your house before leaving
Idea: a type of sex with the unique purpose to make you sleep
Idea: a teleportation machine, but affordable
Idea: a cool hat that, depending on your mood, turns the sunrays into a) a theremin or b) a deadly laser
