It's 4:36 AM. I'm watching Binging With Babish. It's Apex dropship headcanons time. Let's get it.
There are many ground rules on the dropship. Never enter Revenant's room. Don't mess with Caustic's lab stuff without asking first (and be prepared for a hard "no") but rule number one is new legends cook dinner for the whole ship on their first day.
The pre-existing legends just agreed between themselves who would cook first and I'll get onto them in a bit but paid for characters first.
Wattson cooked french onion soup, a dish shared many a winter night with her papa. Mirage cooked pork chops, of course. Octane made quesadillas, enchiladas and burritos. The legends were stuffed for weeks. Crypto made some baseless abomination that included popcorn and syrup.
He wasn't allowed near the kitchen ever again. Caustic was not trusted to be anywhere near places that prepare things people put in their bodies. Neither was Revenant. They were both fine with that.
STARTER LEGENDSSSSSS Bangalore cooked steak and fries. Bloodhound made lamb stew. Gibby made smoked salmon and veggies. Lifeline made jerk chicken and plantain. Pathfinder canonically has leviathan stew. Wraith made noodles and chicken katsu.
Will add more to this thread as I gain ideas.
You can follow @MilitechMatty.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: