THE 25TH CENTURY

EVERYONE: man remember Spock?
ALSO EVERYONE: that guy was so badass. remember when he caused a mutiny on a Starfleet ship?
MICHAEL BURNHAM, arriving through time: I& #39;m his sister and I did that first

EVERYONE: ok Michael but remember when Spock stole the Enterprise to go to the hallucinogen planet with Captain Pike?
MICHAEL: I, also, did that before my brother did

EVERYONE, exasperated: ok but remember when Spock just vanished out of the timeline in order to set up a new franchise?
MICHAEL: what do you think I& #39;m doing here
EVERYONE: *deep sigh*

Michael Burnham& #39;s middle name is "Mary Sue"

"Mary Sue" is an ancient Vulcan term for overpowered self-inserts in fanfiction, Captain