THE 25TH CENTURY

EVERYONE: man remember Spock?
ALSO EVERYONE: that guy was so badass. remember when he caused a mutiny on a Starfleet ship?
MICHAEL BURNHAM, arriving through time: I'm his sister and I did that first
EVERYONE: ok Michael but remember when Spock stole the Enterprise to go to the hallucinogen planet with Captain Pike?
MICHAEL: I, also, did that before my brother did
EVERYONE, exasperated: ok but remember when Spock just vanished out of the timeline in order to set up a new franchise?
MICHAEL: what do you think I'm doing here
EVERYONE: *deep sigh*
Michael Burnham's middle name is "Mary Sue"
"Mary Sue" is an ancient Vulcan term for overpowered self-inserts in fanfiction, Captain
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