I’m starting a watch of Sex and the City to find out what everyone is talking about.
I like how much the main girl loves ugly dudes. She sees a dude who looks like a toe and falls over her heels.
Lollll Miranda just used ipso facto in a sentence this show is funny
Mr big looks like a math teacher you kinda forgot you had in highschool
They just used martini straight up or with a twist to ask if someone is gay and I’m stealing that
All the dick jokes in this show are good. A pepper grinder as dick, good.
The bobs burger dude setting up Miranda on an actually good date with a butch-lite is good but I know this will end bad.
Shoutout to these
It took 5 episodes to see a dude I find attractive and he also looks like a math teacher
There’s an Italian lady who just bought Carrie D&G shoes and I want a whole show about her
Lollll Miranda thought spanking was a deal breaker and got ghosted I love this show
I take it back this show sucks they all just backed out of good threesomes
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