There's 104 days of gay fornication
and COVID comes along just to end it,
But the annual problem for our generation,
is finding a good way to spend it

LIKE
MAYBE

Fucking a rocket
or fucking a mummy
or fucking on the eiffel tower

Fucking something that doesn't exist
or fucking a monkey in the shower

Fucking on tidal waves
fucking nanobots
or fucking frankenstien's brain

Fucking a dodo bird
fucking a continent
or fucking our sister insane.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to fuck
before corona kills us all
So stick with us because we are gonna fuck it all
So stick with us because we are gonna fuck it all