short storytime before i go to sleep:
so as most of you know, i have really bad vision (hence the bodybuilder equivalent of my glasses) and i also have really bad paranoia at night. 1/??

i share a room with my little brother and he sleeps in here on the weekends since my dad doesn’t work then. since he’s the youngest he’s also way more privileged than me and my older siblings were at his age. 2/??

he likes to drink apple juice before bed and i like to drink water. so tonight he asks if i can get him apple juice while i get water and ofc my paranoia takes over and i’m like “uhhhh only if you come with me!!!”

...so i go into the kitchen and stand there tryna open his bottle whilst also looking out for him and i hear this hellish noise (half growl, half puking) and i’m instantly concerned thinking he puked (it woke my parents too, the kitchen is beside their room) 3/probably 5?

and i just stared down the hallway and this thing runs at me and i screamed thinking i’m about to get jumped by a devil midget that broke into my house and my dad says “what is happening out there?!?!”

AND ITS MY LITTLE BROTHER!!! so me and mom just start wheezing because he scared the crap out of me and my parents. he even admitted to making the noise. i’m still laughing about it. this child’s gonna go somewhere lmfao (end of thread)