My productivity sucks lately because I’m homeschooling, cooking, and cleaning constantly during the week. On the weekends, I’m so fried that I just want to leave the planet. I hated the office, but at least it was understood I am UNAVAILABLE FOR WOMAN WORK when I am gone all day.

Three meals a day. Rowdy kids. Cat and dog. Laundry. Dishes. Bathrooms. Pool. Where’s my husband? Avoiding us by going to the office because HIS work is “essential.”

“Hey dude can you get the bathrooms this week?”

“I did the laundry two weeks ago.”

“...and?”

“Work is sooo busy we are making soooo much money you should be grateful.”