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RATTLERS LIVETWEET THREAD
3 minutes in and two children have died after being bitten up by some rattlesnakes
that’s what they get for climbing around rocks in the middle of the desert instead of waiting for dinner to be ready
that’s what they get for climbing around rocks in the middle of the desert instead of waiting for dinner to be ready
it was super graphic too. like they were screaming for a whole minute or so
the 70s were too much
the 70s were too much
zoologist main character
zoologist main character
zoologist main character
zoologist main character
zoologist main character
zoologist main character
zoologist main character
the acting? terrible
the fashion? god awful
the speaking parts? all white
the background characters? all white
the fashion? god awful
the speaking parts? all white
the background characters? all white
someone bumped a cage and now a king cobra is gonna fuck this guy up
i guess after jaws, any animal can be a man hunter
i guess after jaws, any animal can be a man hunter
he’s just... he’s just trying to grab the cobra
get a fucking snake hook and a bag you animal
get a fucking snake hook and a bag you animal
BRO WHAT THESE KIDS ARE STILL IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE THE SHERIFF NEEDS THE ZOOLOGIST TO LOOK AT THEM???
couldn’t... couldn’t a pathologist do the job?? i don’t know i guess but still... they didn’t release the bodies to the parents JUST because they were waiting on this guy
couldn’t... couldn’t a pathologist do the job?? i don’t know i guess but still... they didn’t release the bodies to the parents JUST because they were waiting on this guy
“we gotta get rid of these snakes to get some peace” no, YOU guys have to put up danger signs for the snakes and rope off the snake nest territory and remind people camping in the desert to, you know, NOT wander around randomly
i see no protective gear or equipment on these men, just rolled up sleeves and a GUN?? okay
also the soundtrack... ominous horn playing one note that gradually gets louder, and drumsticks randomly hitting the cement. iconic
also the soundtrack... ominous horn playing one note that gradually gets louder, and drumsticks randomly hitting the cement. iconic
excuse me? a dog died off screen and i think they had a real dead chicken on screen too???????
please watch this. it’s worth it.
prime movie content
prime movie content
“i CaNt TaKe ThIs GIIIIRRRRLLLL wItH mE!!!!!!1!1!1”
“buh the WOMENS LIB is MAD AT US”
jesus christ
“buh the WOMENS LIB is MAD AT US”
jesus christ
the way she breaks eye contact with him to stare at the woman who’s eavesdropping good LORD
oh my GOD
this pilot opened his cockpit and 20-30 snakes??? got into his plane?????? what the fuck
they cut the scene off before the pilot could finish his sentence
we love a shitshow
we love a shitshow
not the divorced housewife yelling at her kids then getting naked in the tub while the plumber is being bitten to death
this soundtrack SLAPS
that bitch had a merkin on no joke
all the points of snake attacks circle around an abandoned army fort
mutant snakes mutant snakes mutant snakes, how are they NOT gonna be mutant snakes at this point
mutant snakes mutant snakes mutant snakes, how are they NOT gonna be mutant snakes at this point
took a break to do stuff
the reporter lady has a snake in her jeep and the soundtrack forgot to play the drums hitting the sidewalk sounds
the reporter lady has a snake in her jeep and the soundtrack forgot to play the drums hitting the sidewalk sounds
army sergeant is hiding something
mutant snakes are still a possibility yes GOD
mutant snakes are still a possibility yes GOD
the snakes literally bit through army-grade tires they gotta be MUTANTS
anyways both the soldiers died after shooting the fuck outta some snakes
20-30 snakes ambushed these guys and they are out at the scene of the crime not an hour after they died and the bodies were collected and this woman took a photo of the tracks at night with the flash off
traversing caves... with snakes out on the hunt... at night
where’d they get this zoologist even
where’d they get this zoologist even
they got chased out by snakes in what i can only describe as the dorkiest chase scene ever
the man said “i gotta go to las vegas, you want some steak?” and it hard cuts to them making out in his car
this guy literally didn’t give a shit about you two days ago ma’am
this guy literally didn’t give a shit about you two days ago ma’am
NOT THE HANGING OUT IN VEGAS ON A ROMANTIC DATE MONTAGE
they fucked and now there’s a shitzillion snakes surrounding their tent
and it’s NOT his penis
we did get an ass shit tho which was. wack
and it’s NOT his penis
we did get an ass shit tho which was. wack
the army men came from offscreen and shot all the snakes and now the sergeant is burning all the fucking papers
apparently he violates the geneva convention with these snakes... which doesn’t make sense. i don’t see how this violates them
apparently he violates the geneva convention with these snakes... which doesn’t make sense. i don’t see how this violates them
so sergeant kills this guy who hates him, then we find out the sergeant was making nerve gas that somehow affected the snakes? so that does violate the convention but it also proves the snakes aren’t mutants i guess
LAAAAAME
LAAAAAME
sergeant fuckin snapped and he’s having a standoff in the deser with the police... and he brought grenades
they shot the general, then a bunch of explosions went off
you could say he
popped off, sis
you could say he
popped off, sis
there’s another cave that the snakes are in
and then the text crawl began
ggs don’t fuck w a rattlesnake
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and then the text crawl began
ggs don’t fuck w a rattlesnake
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