For the first time ever, I& #39;m finally watching the Lion King. Yes, yes, I know. I& #39;m late as hell.

Everyone has attacked me for never seeing it. So here we go.
So, the monkey just got Juicy Juice and dirt rubbed on the baby& #39;s forehead. I& #39;m assuming this is his blessing/christening.
I& #39;m digging James Earl Jones as King Mufasa. A little thrown that his brother, Scar is apparently British. Like his asshole vibes. We& #39;ll talk about that later.
Scar is already lying to his nephew and jealous of his place in the hierarchy. He seems like a fucking jerk. So Scar is my favorite character so far.

They& #39;ve now broken out into song randomly. Not sure how much longer I can hold on. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">
So the hyenas are the crackheads of the community. Got it.

My mother just called Scar a "raggedy bastard" for watching "day baybeh" almost die. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Mufasa just looked at the sky. Something bad finna happen. GODDAMMIT. Everybody knows looking at the sky is bad in a movie. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Wayment. Scar wants to kill his brother?! Son of a bitch.
SCAR IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Don& #39;t you tell me Mufasa died. No no no no no. That baby didn& #39;t watch his dad die. OMG
And now Scar is blaming Simba?! Fuck Scar. He can kiss my ass. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">
Simba ran away. Now his mother lost her baby and her man? The world didn& #39;t need another single black mother. FUCK.
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