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dreamie hunting and bullying every villager i encounter: a thread
island 1: this villagers face is exactly how i felt when i had to get off the plane and talk to it
island 2: how tf can its beady little eyes even see me around those massive nostrils
island 3: she looks like an aging, wine-drunk aunt who acts all high and mighty at family gatherings but actually used hair foils to give herself early 2000& #39;s-esqe chunky orange highlights during a mental breakdown
island 4: omg i never thought id meet my sleep paralysis demon on this thing what are the chances 
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island 5: mmmm the "weeds" on this island must really hit different aye there Hopper?
island 6: no matter how much camoflague you wear youre still gonna stick out from the scenery like the swollen smurf you are
island 7: i will literally step on it right now and it will squish like a snowball beneath my shoe
island 8: look at that scar. having the sneaking suspicion that its called spork because someone gauged its eyes out with one
island 9: ngl i like him, he has a cute little UwU face buuuut i already have a blue cat on my island! so the hunt for a villager to fill my plot continues
island 10: am i a vegan? yes. did i push this pig into the fire with my vaulting pole? also yes.
island 11: croissant head
island 12: this bird looks ready to fight for no reason. does he know i was planning on roasting him? square up ya blue feathery fiend
island 13: the unlucky number. aparently REALLY unlucky because i got the bear from island 1 again smh
island 14: okay my bullying game is weakening as this thread goes on but HES CUTE OKAY look at those stylish lashes! i DO already have four wolf/dog villagers tho so https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Person tipping hand" aria-label="Emoji: Person tipping hand">
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