dreamie hunting and bullying every villager i encounter: a thread

island 1: this villagers face is exactly how i felt when i had to get off the plane and talk to it

island 2: how tf can its beady little eyes even see me around those massive nostrils

island 3: she looks like an aging, wine-drunk aunt who acts all high and mighty at family gatherings but actually used hair foils to give herself early 2000's-esqe chunky orange highlights during a mental breakdown

island 4: omg i never thought id meet my sleep paralysis demon on this thing what are the chances

island 5: mmmm the "weeds" on this island must really hit different aye there Hopper?

island 6: no matter how much camoflague you wear youre still gonna stick out from the scenery like the swollen smurf you are

island 7: i will literally step on it right now and it will squish like a snowball beneath my shoe

island 8: look at that scar. having the sneaking suspicion that its called spork because someone gauged its eyes out with one

island 9: ngl i like him, he has a cute little UwU face buuuut i already have a blue cat on my island! so the hunt for a villager to fill my plot continues

island 10: am i a vegan? yes. did i push this pig into the fire with my vaulting pole? also yes.

island 11: croissant head

island 12: this bird looks ready to fight for no reason. does he know i was planning on roasting him? square up ya blue feathery fiend

island 13: the unlucky number. aparently REALLY unlucky because i got the bear from island 1 again smh

island 14: okay my bullying game is weakening as this thread goes on but HES CUTE OKAY look at those stylish lashes! i DO already have four wolf/dog villagers tho so