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A time I was playing cricket after school in 1st form and spend my bus fare buying Busta Kola Champagnes and had 2 scrunt 2 get home. Nooobody at school and it getting dark. A woman behind cawmere back gate give me money and I get in bout 7:30. I tell my mother I went lessons.
Woman say ok since it late just eat and bathe and go sleep. I went in my bed telling myself I pull off a sweet one. Next morning come now and as I going through the door the woman say oh tell Mr. Haynes to call me so I can organise lessons properly. Belly cut me one time.
I tell my mother oh it is just one topic I was having trouble with it& #39;s not an ongoing thing. She say never mind I would still have to pay him for yesterday. Let him call me. I going school in the bus and my back soak from cold sweat. My brain doing numbers like the professor.
I come up with a plan. A fella name Chike @SinnocentEphai brother had a deep voice so I say I going to get him to call. I tell the man just say no no it& #39;s not a problem he has it grasped now. No need for more lessons.
Break time now and I get a shiny quart and me and Chike off to the pay phone. Man there got he shirt collar over he mouth and talking deep deep. Tell myself cawlatchit I home free yc! Man tell me yeh boy she say thanks and everything!
I get home and my mother say you had last night to tell me the truth and this morning to tell me the truth and you gine get a pissy lil boy to call me. Woman beat me within an inch of my life!
I tell she 8000 more lies after that 
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